July 2010
137 posts
(Crazy For You But) Not That Crazy
The Magnetic Fields
Today I was driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, listening to the Magnetic Fields (my mom loves two of their songs, and one of them she always makes me sing to her) (you guys know I sing, right?) and then this song came on and it totally made me think of LaDawn (speaking of singing). Because, I mean, really.
So in addition to the wine/steak/inappropriate conversation plan in the works (LADIES), let’s add a long car ride on California’s beautiful coastal highway, singing the entire effing way.
June 2010
88 posts
No one posts pics of themselves where they think they honestly look like shit
So please stop saying you look fat, you look gross, you look old, you look ugly, you look tired, you look anything other than what you actually look like. You wouldn’t have posted that pic if you didn’t think you looked more than fine. Everybody knows, that the garbage shots get deleted.
There are other ways to get attention other than causing other people to question themselves.
Think about it…if you say you look FAT in a particular pic, what is someone who ACTUALLY has a weight problem supposed to think about how THEY look?
Post the pics you want of you, but try to be a little LESS selfish and a little MORE self aware.
My chubby, unshaven face with the unkempt brows, barely visible moobs and frizzy-dizzy affro hair approve of this message.
Totally. I pretty much EXCLUSIVELY post photos of myself that I have taken with photo booth. That way, I can portray myself as a Diva, without letting on that I am a crazy cat lady who wears ratty cardigans and has gray roots.
Oh shit. I have showed you those pictures too, huh?
Shit, I haz the hooman condishun. Now you know.
Also also, wait until I post the photos from the past two weeks - especially the first week spent with my mom in the hospital. There’s some really honest shit to come.
PS - I heart you, MTN.
JEWS FOR JETER
OK, so if you want a rdio invite (I only have a few, so offer limited, etc.), please make sure I have your email. You can go to my ask box and leave it there.
I have some invites to rdio. Who wants one?
