I just made grilled pork tenderloins with Thai red vegetable curry and jasmine rice and while the pork tenderloins ended up being pan-seared/fried in a regular skillet rather than grilled due to a rusty grill pan it was delicious and anyway, totally getting laid tonight.
Come to think of it, pretty sure C.C. DeVille DID wearing a thong on his head.
Am I actually human?
I don’t even know any more.
No, it’s not sad. Animals are… different. In the best, most important possible way.